November 6-8, 2026. Richmond, Virginia.
“There are moments which are made up of too much stuff for them to be lived at the time they occur.”
John le Carré, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
—SHA-512 ENCRYPTION ESTABLISHED—
—CHALLENGE PHRASE ACCEPTED—
—URGENT COMMUNICATION FROM HEADQUARTERS AS FOLLOWS—
Congratulations on making it to the drop point without being followed, agent.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make your way to RICHMOND, VIRGINIA, USA, for a two-day scooter rally known as Indian Summer 20. This rally, hosted by 007 Hills Scooter Club, is known to harbor some of the most devious and disreputatable criminal minds the world has ever known. You must maintain your cover and blend in, take part in several thrilling rides, join in games of skill and wit, and dance with fatales both femme and homme. Will you uncover the secrets of the Club in time before the foundations of polite society are shaken apart by the whine of scores of small bore engines? Or will you go native and become a double agent yourself and brap anonymously into the night?
—THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT, PLEASE DO NOT EAT IT—
—IF YOU HAVE ALREADY EATEN IT, PLEASE INGEST A TUMS AT ONCE—
REGISTER NOW:
FINAL ITINERARY TK
Plenty of rally activities will take place at 007 Hills’s lair of Moto Richmond…
…but the Saturday night party will be over the bridge in Manchester from the usual rally hotel, Holiday Inn Express – Downtown. There is a special rate for agents such as yourself.
Regret Nothing,
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